From the recording Loser
<p><strong><span style="font-size: medium;">Written from the perspective of a happy Loser!<br /></span></strong></p>
Lyrics
<p class="Standard" align="center"><strong>Looser Lyrics</strong></p>
<p class="Standard"><strong>Chorus</strong></p>
<p class="Standard"> </p>
<p class="Standard">She told me Get Lost!</p>
<p class="Standard">You're a loser.</p>
<p class="Standard">You've got nothing</p>
<p class="Standard">You're a boozer.</p>
<p class="Standard">You smell really bad</p>
<p class="Standard">Like a sewer.</p>
<p class="Standard">She walked away,</p>
<p class="Standard">I said O.K.</p>
<p class="Standard"> </p>
<p class="Standard"><strong>Verse One</strong></p>
<p class="Standard"> </p>
<p class="Standard">If she says no</p>
<p class="Standard">It's she that is the loser.</p>
<p class="Standard">I'm a great guy</p>
<p class="Standard">I'm a straight shooter.</p>
<p class="Standard">A great personality</p>
<p class="Standard">A natural seducer.</p>
<p class="Standard">I'm a love machine...come and get it baby</p>
<p class="Standard">While I'm still in the scene.</p>
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<p class="Standard"><strong>Verse Two</strong></p>
<p class="Standard"><strong> </strong></p>
<p class="Standard">I've got my own place</p>
<p class="Standard">It's setup pretty cool</p>
<p class="Standard">Mom stays away</p>
<p class="Standard">Unless she needs a tool.</p>
<p class="Standard">I've got my own car</p>
<p class="Standard">It runs when there's fuel</p>
<p class="Standard">But it doesn't really matter</p>
<p class="Standard">Cause my license is suspended.</p>
<p class="Standard">I have a part-time job</p>
<p class="Standard">at the corner store.</p>
<p class="Standard">I get my smokes for free</p>
<p class="Standard">When there's no one there to see.</p>
<p class="Standard">I have a bunch of friends</p>
<p class="Standard">We hang out at the bar</p>
<p class="Standard">Especially on payday</p>
<p class="Standard">We sometimes smoke cigars</p>
<p class="Standard"> </p>
<p class="Standard"><strong>Chorus-Repeat</strong></p>
<p class="Standard"><strong> </strong></p>
<p class="Standard"><strong>Guitar Lead</strong></p>